The good, bad and ugly

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Post 1 by mysticrain (Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.) on Friday, 17-Feb-2006 9:44:38

THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

Post 2 by yellowcat (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 18-Feb-2006 10:46:28

ohhh noooo... baad but - funny LOL !!

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 24-Feb-2006 9:26:56

LOL!

Post 4 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 05-Mar-2006 10:30:24

LMFAO! Nice!

Post 5 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 18:36:28

I was going to post this one but glad I didn't.

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 23:31:06

Good, this joke. Bad, fuzzy101 almost posted it too. Ugly, I see myself in many of these situations.